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Oct 31st

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Oct 30th

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Oct 29th

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Oct 29th

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“Halloween is good because I can pretend I’m buying candy to give away.”

– Tina Fey (via hiccoughing-hogwash) Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Oct 28th

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Oct 28th

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Oct 28th

Oct 27th

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Oct 27th

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Oct 27th

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Oct 27th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 25th

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Oct 25th

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Oct 25th

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Oct 25th

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Oct 25th

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Watch

BRB, dying of shame from being an AU ::cringe:: Eagle ::cringe.

Oct 24th

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Oct 24th

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Oct 24th

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Oct 24th

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Oct 23rd

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Oct 22nd

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I just went into a hysterical fit at my desk...

Remembering that one year for Halloween, I was a Troll Nurse. I don’t know either…

Oct 22nd

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Oct 21st

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Oct 21st

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I'm So Sad I Could Eat a Horse! A Foodie's Guide... →

This turbulence is so scary, we’re all gonna diiiiiiieeee! What? The plane hasn’t taken off yet? Well, you don’t have to be a bitch about it! What? You’re not being a bitch, you’re braiding my hair and singing “Edelweiss” to calm me down? That’s nice of you, thanks for holding my hands even though they’re so clammy. This martini goes great with five more martinis. Couldn’t have said it...

Oct 21st

Breaking News: Experienced My First Earthquake

Just sitting here minding my own business when All The Things started to just rock back and forth - chair, desk, me, etc. Lasted about 5-10 seconds, wild. And that was a teeny one.

Oct 20th

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Oct 20th

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Oct 20th

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Anonymous asked: Hey there, Buddy! I'm late to the game, but CONGRATS on the raise! That's incredibly awesome. Also, love your tips on the steps to get one. Happy almost-weekend. Hope you celebrate your accomplishment in high-style!

Oct 20th